Meet Helium — the first AI assistant with actual personality. It'll answer your questions, dig up facts, and roast your terrible ideas. All in real-time.
Not your average AI assistant. We actually have opinions.
Toggle on for unfiltered feedback. We'll tell you if your business idea is terrible before you waste $50K on it.
We don't just skim Wikipedia. Helium digs through academic papers, news archives, and that one obscure Reddit thread from 2014.
Actually talk to your AI. With natural conversation flow, interruptions, and yes — sarcastic tone detection.
From "Supportive Friend" to "Ruthless Editor" to "Chaos Goblin." Pick your vibe.
Every fact comes with a source. We link to the exact paragraph so you can verify (and blame someone else).
Helium remembers your projects, preferences, and that time you said you'd "definitely" finish that side project.
Real reviews from users who may or may not have been emotionally affected.
"Helium roasted my startup pitch so hard I cried. Then I rewrote it and got funded. 10/10 would be emotionally destroyed again."
"I asked for research on competitors. Helium sent me a 47-page dossier AND a PowerPoint explaining why their UI looks like it was designed in 2003."
"My therapist says I have attachment issues. My lawyer says I can't marry an AI. Helium says 'both are valid concerns.' We're working through it."
"Finally, an AI that doesn't talk like a customer service bot having a stroke. Helium actually sounds like a person. A judgmental person."
"Used Helium for my thesis research. Caught three sources I missed and roasted my methodology section. Professor gave me an A. Thanks, Helium."
All plans include unlimited roasts. We don't judge. (Okay, we do.)
For the sensitive souls
For serious researchers
For teams who can take it
Join 50,000+ users who've embraced the sass. First 100 messages free. No credit card required. We can't believe you read this far.