Now with 73% more sass

An AI agent that
talks, roasts,
& researches.

Meet Helium — the first AI assistant with actual personality. It'll answer your questions, dig up facts, and roast your terrible ideas. All in real-time.

2M+ Roasts delivered
99.9% Uptime sassiness
4.9★ User rating
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Helium Online • Ready to roast

Hey there! I'm Helium. Ask me anything... but be warned, I don't sugarcoat.

Can you help me research quantum computing?

Sure! Quantum computing uses qubits that exist in superposition. Unlike your attention span, which exists in neither "on" nor "off" — just "distracted."

...ouch.

🔥 Burn level: Expert
Response: 0.3s
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What makes Helium different

Not your average AI assistant. We actually have opinions.

Brutal Honesty Mode

Toggle on for unfiltered feedback. We'll tell you if your business idea is terrible before you waste $50K on it.

Deep Research

We don't just skim Wikipedia. Helium digs through academic papers, news archives, and that one obscure Reddit thread from 2014.

Real-time Voice

Actually talk to your AI. With natural conversation flow, interruptions, and yes — sarcastic tone detection.

Personality Presets

From "Supportive Friend" to "Ruthless Editor" to "Chaos Goblin." Pick your vibe.

Citation Obsessed

Every fact comes with a source. We link to the exact paragraph so you can verify (and blame someone else).

Context Memory

Helium remembers your projects, preferences, and that time you said you'd "definitely" finish that side project.

What people are saying

Real reviews from users who may or may not have been emotionally affected.

Choose your sass level

All plans include unlimited roasts. We don't judge. (Okay, we do.)

Lite Roast

For the sensitive souls

$ 0 /month
  • 50 messages/month
  • Basic research
  • Gentle feedback mode
  • Text responses only
  • × Voice conversations
  • × Deep research mode
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Well Done

For teams who can take it

$ 49 /month
  • Everything in Medium Rare
  • API access
  • Team collaboration
  • Custom training
  • Priority support
  • White-label option
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